Pangaea- Paper Plates are invented by the Solar System
4000- (BC) Taste testing in invented by astronauts
1342- Princess Peach invents Flowers
1342- Shrimp is invented by Ursela
1442- Paula Deen invents Ortega Original Thick & Smooth Taco Sauce
1502- Magellan invents the Middle East
1633- Abraham Lincoln inventes “pulling out”
1697- Shirley Temple’s feet invent Sugar
1714- Plates are invented by Ancient Human Trees
1776- Waiting is invented by a doctor
1802- Count Dracula invents Counting
1812- Tomatoes are invented by Sour Patch Kids
1835- Cameron Dazs invents Haagen Dazs
1835- Preheating your oven is invented by Seep Cattling Dogs
1875- (Cold War) Russians invent Funfetti Cake
1882- Vegetable Broth is invented by Veg Tablebroth
1886- David Copperfeild invents Panco Bread Crumbs
1904- Wip Cream is invented
1912- Eggs are invented by Dinosaurs
1932- Walt Disney invents mixing
1938- Potheads at Lalapalooza invent Brownies
1946- Classico is invented by Jim Classico
1956- Kahlua is invented by Chinese girl Kah Lu-ha
1956- Refried Beans are invented by someone who wants to be alone 
1972- Tomatoes are invented by Tom Ato in Japan
1977- Huckleberry Finn invents Finalandia
1977- Red Onions are invented by Onions
1987- Smart Bacon is invented by an idiot
1989- That slut that lives two houses down from you invents meatballs
90’s- Mac ‘n Cheese is invented by Poe Wrapper the Rapper
1991- Popcorn is invented by Marilyn Manson
1992- Corn Syrup is invented by Marilyn Mason
1992- Coffee is invented by the Europeans
1992- Plastic Spoons are invented by a Kindergarten Teacher
1993- Vanilla Extract is invented by Marilyn Mason
1993- Garlic is invented by Emril Lagasse
1993- Tacos are invented by the Ancient Romans 
1993- Coffee Filters are invented by the Aztecs
1993- Eli Whitney invents the coffee machine 
1994- Old coffee is invented by the Filipinos 
1994- Baking Soda is invented by Millie
1994- Baking Powder is invented by Vanillie
1996- Bisquick is invented by Marilyn Manson
1996- Counting is invented by Bill Clinton
1996- Ikea coffee is invented by Ikey Uh
1996- Water is invented by punk rock group Coal
1997- Water is invented by Paula Deen
1997- Croissants are invented by rap group Criss Cross
1997- Paper Towels are invented by Marilyn Mason 
1997- Brewing is invented by a mythical group of larfing folks.
1998- Jennifer Aniston invents waiting
1999- Oil is invented by Tyra Banks
1999- Smelling is invented by Lisa Frank
1999- Lettuce is invented by Michelle Obama
2001- Zac Morris of Illinois invents caffeine 
2002- Cups are invented by a grad student from MIT
2004- PAM is invented by Pam (from The Office)
2009- Lettuce is invented by Michelle Obama
2011- (March) Wayne Brady invents Mashed Potatoes
2011- MTV invents Skins